Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
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I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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