Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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