How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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