so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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