dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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