I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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