I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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