Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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