The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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