Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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