And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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