It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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