The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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