I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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