I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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