Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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