The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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