ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize