NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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