no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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