My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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