is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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