K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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