I'd wear matching sweaters with you
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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