she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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