What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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