Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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