Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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