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(951): View more from California

Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.

(951): View more from California

Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.

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(541): View more from Oregon

We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.

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(406): View more from Montana

Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.

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