I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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