i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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