all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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