and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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