found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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