capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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