So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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