too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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