and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Randomize
