i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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