My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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