You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
and you fell through a lawn chair
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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