like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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