Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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