i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Never underestimate the power of titties
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
