the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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