I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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