im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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