dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?