i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist