to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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