ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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