No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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