am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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