Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I woke up under a house in Key West
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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