So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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