awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Randomize
