can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I have aggressive nipples.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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