What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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