I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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