Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
bring money and cleavage
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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