sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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