his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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