This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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